{"id":863,"date":"2009-10-30T00:01:48","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T07:01:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/?p=863"},"modified":"2009-10-30T08:06:36","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T15:06:36","slug":"cocktoberfest-supernatural-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/cocktoberfest-supernatural-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"Cocktoberfest: Supernatural Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

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OK, so here\u2019s the thing.\u00a0 I really want to believe in werewolves, vampires and shifters in general.\u00a0 Only the sexy ones, not the bad ones, unless they really have a good heart and can be changed by love.\u00a0 \u00a0I mean, think about it!<\/p>\n

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Werewolves are cool because they can shift between men and wolves.\u00a0 When they turn into big, furry wolves, they are gorgeous, love to romp and are incredibly strong.\u00a0 Most wolves are on the lookout for their mate, who they\u2019ll know immediately because of their unique smell, targeted specifically at them.\u00a0 Plus there\u2019s the sexy, commanding Alpha who really has a heart of gold, and is an amazing leader with sensitivity and wisdom beyond his years.\u00a0 When wolves shift back into men, they\u2019ve got beautiful musculature, are in incredible shape because of all the running they do, and are usually well-hung both as man and wolf.\u00a0 What\u2019s not to like?<\/p>\n

Werewolves became so popular that other supernatural shifters were introduced — panthers, lions, cougars, tigers, bears, coyotes, horses\u2026 the list goes on.\u00a0 Some hang in packs, like the large cats, and some are lone animals needing to be loved, like bears.\u00a0 These shifters have some of the same characteristics as the wolves:\u00a0 Alphas and Betas, sculpted muscles, long lives, the search for their life mate, and being well-hung.<\/p>\n

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Then there are the vampires.\u00a0 They are turned or born, and then stop aging at the peak of their development so that they\u2019re always sexy, beautiful with long hair, glowing eyes, and the thirst for blood which will provide his lover with a stupendous orgasm. \u00a0Best of all, they want to find their one lover with whom they can spend eternity.\u00a0 They\u2019re incredibly strong, have supernatural powers, oh, and they\u2019re usually well-hung, which goes along with the deep experience they\u2019ve acquired learning to make love over the centuries.<\/p>\n

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You\u2019re probably getting the theme here.\u00a0 It seems that supernatural beings have one characteristic in common — the incredibly long, thick, beautiful cock, with the heavy, hanging balls.\u00a0 Hairy or smooth, short or long, thick or thin, the penis is the piece de resistance<\/em>!\u00a0 Let\u2019s face it, the cock is one of the first things checked out and the ultimate focus of the lovers, and supernaturals have it all in spades!<\/p>\n

So I\u2019ve been thinking about how we as authors can extend the supernatural family — all with supernatural\u00a0 pricks, of course \u2013 to include other beings that readers would enjoy.\u00a0 I\u2019m leaning towards the shifters, as they\u2019re much more interesting and there may be two different cultures to create or adapt.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0I\u2019ve read about a phoenix, and I\u2019ve seen Greek\/mythological gods (as well as made-up gods, like the God of Traffic), the Minotaur, and the son of Medusa (who had the same issues with snakes and stone).\u00a0 \u00a0Then there are the twinky kittens, the virginal pups, and the newly-turned innocents, which don\u2019t really appeal to me \u2013 I like them Alpha and manly.\u00a0 Who else can we dream up?<\/p>\n

And, to me, the ultimate question is, would you want to meet a supernatural being?\u00a0 What type?\u00a0 And would you sleep with a shifter in animal form?\u00a0 I\u2019ve seen both yes and no in different stories.\u00a0 Does it gross you out?\u00a0 Turn you on?\u00a0 Let\u2019s chat!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m giving away a $10 Dreamspinner Press gift certificate to the most unique idea for a supernatural being.<\/strong><\/p>\n

jonathan@jtreadway.com<\/a> www.jtreadway.com<\/a><\/p>\n

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Changing Tides<\/a>, published in Surfer Boys, edited by Neil Plakcy, published by Cleis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OK, so here\u2019s the thing.\u00a0 I really want to believe in werewolves, vampires and shifters in general.\u00a0 Only the sexy ones, not the bad ones, unless they really have a good heart and can be changed by love.\u00a0 \u00a0I mean, think about it! Werewolves are cool because they can shift between men and wolves.\u00a0 When […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[25,52],"tags":[103,912,918,138,137,135,115,136],"class_list":["post-863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contest","category-event","tag-cocktoberfest","tag-contest","tag-guest-posting","tag-jonathan-treadway","tag-shifter","tag-supernatural","tag-vampires","tag-werewolves"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pzLgx-dV","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=863"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/863\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}