{"id":224,"date":"2009-05-06T10:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T18:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/?p=224"},"modified":"2009-05-06T10:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T18:48:00","slug":"hump-day-poll-how-do-you-like-your-heroes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/hump-day-poll-how-do-you-like-your-heroes\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Poll: How do you like your heroes?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&nbsp;recently read a great blog post about heroes, done by fellow writer Sage Whistler. She found nine types of heroes. Which ones are your favorites or least favorites?&nbsp; <a href=\"http:\/\/sagewhistler.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/divine-nine.html\">See her wonderful post<\/a> for the full analysis. I&apos;m excerpting it here for the poll.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><lj -cut text=\"The Divine Nine Types of Heroes\">Divine Nine<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>1. Mr. Wonderful<br \/=\"\/\"\/>2. Mr. Badass<br \/=\"\/\"\/>3. Mr. Confused<br \/=\"\/\"\/>4. Mr. Shy<br \/=\"\/\"\/>5. Mr. Caveman<br \/=\"\/\"\/>6. Mr. Pincushion<br \/=\"\/\"\/>7. Mr. Evol<br \/=\"\/\"\/>8. Mr. TSTL<br \/=\"\/\"\/>9. Mr. E<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. Wonderful<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>I will start with Mr. Wonderful. You may see him most often in the romance genre. He is perfect. He is handsome, available, muscled, educated, well-spoken. *insert sigh here* Oddly enough I find this guy the least bit interesting. Where are his flaws? Someone find a pimple on his ass or something. You know how his story will go. He&rsquo;ll meet the girl, put on his charm, snag her, bag her, and nine months later she&rsquo;s preggo. The End. Good riddance.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational hazard: Lawyer, doctor, dentist, veterinarian, CEO<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. Badass<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>*insert evil grin here* I like him. *pats head* Mr. Badass is probably still handsome, intelligent, available, OR he might be banging his next door neighbor, the girl at Rite Mart, AND the ticket ripper at the local theater. He&rsquo;s going to get into trouble. He&rsquo;s going to curse. He&rsquo;s going to growl and complain and roll his eyes and maybe hurt your feelings.. AnyHOO at the end of the day Mr.Badass does the right thing.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard: Tattoo Artist, Construction Worker, Bartender, Repair Shop Owner, Professional Jewelry Thief<br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Mr. Confused<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>He doesn&rsquo;t know whether he&rsquo;s coming or going. He doesn&rsquo;t know if he wants to be married or remain a bachelor. He can&rsquo;t even remember where he left his briefcase this morning.&nbsp; You will most likely have your heart wrenched for Mr. Confused. He goes through a lot of trials and tribulations before he ends up with Mr. (or Ms.)&nbsp; Right.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard: Office assistant, Clerk, College Kid, Photographer<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. Shy<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>&ldquo;He blushed. His cheeks flushed. He ducked his head. His hand trembled. He dropped his keys and then kicked them under the car. He was nervous. His stomach flip-flopped.&rdquo; What are these, you ask? Well, these are all reading cues that let you know you are dealing with Mr. Shy. He&rsquo;s a very popular hero to use in gay fiction.&nbsp; He&rsquo;ll get the guy (or girl) by accident because the guy will be pursuing him.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard: Artist, Computer Techie, College Student, Engineer<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. Caveman<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Meet Crug. He&rsquo;s one step away from bopping you on the head and dragging you off to his cave. You love to hate this guy, and though you&rsquo;re sure the hero(ine) should shoot him in the leg, you still *swoon* over him. Mr. Caveman is a combination of Mr. Wonderful (smart, handsome, successful, muscular) but he has all the characteristics of Mr. Badass. (Dominant, smug, bossy) He just gets away with it because he&rsquo;s handsome. <br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard: Caveman, Soldier, Firefighter, CEO, Inherited Wealth (Secretive business)<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. Pincushion<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Hey, can I have twenty bucks? Yeah, this guy will give you his last two cents. He&rsquo;s the caretaker who inadvertently became everyone&rsquo;s walking mat. He thinks everyone is his friend. He&rsquo;s a handsome, likeable guy, OR he might just be average looking but intelligent or wealthy.&nbsp; Mr. Pin will eventually find his happily ever after. It could be with Mr. Right or Mr. Loving, OR a Dom named Jackal who beats the snot out of all the people taking advantage of him.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard: Accountant, Doctor, Teacher, Musician, Inherited Wealth, Manager, Store Owner, Scientist<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. Evol<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>He&rsquo;s not a hero! Course not. He&rsquo;s not like Mr. Badass at all. He&rsquo;ll steal lollipops from babies and push little old ladies to the back of the line. He&rsquo;s handsome&nbsp; He&rsquo;s also VERY rare as a protagonist. Who&rsquo;ll ever love this black-hearted scoundrel? Well, apparently, there is such a thing as redemption. There is always a loophole that wins Mr. Evol into the hearts of others.&nbsp; On the rare occasion Mr. Evol goes from good to bad. Either way this character is evolutionary and bound for a happy ending&mdash;or, some time in prison. *shrugs*<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard: Thief, Drug-Lord, Kingpin, Assassin, Pirate, Mercenary<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. TSTL (too stupid to live)<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Burn this after reading. That&rsquo;s what Mr. TSTL makes you want to do to your book. If he were a hero he&rsquo;d be the one who showed up to rescue the woman in the burning building after she&rsquo;d thrown a mattress out the window and rescued herself. Mr.TSTL pisses the heroine or hero off with his sheer stupidity and thoughtlessness. To be fair he isn&rsquo;t a bad guy, just not the brightest light bulb in the bunch. By some freak of nature he gets a HFN or a HEA. You&rsquo;ll probably care less though.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard:  In the interest of being diplomatic I won&rsquo;t fill in an occupation here.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><strong>Mr. E<\/strong><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Mr. E is a &lsquo;mystery&rsquo; you get it?&nbsp; He&rsquo;s not the typical hero. He might be overweight, handicapped, or a freaking shapeshifter. Mr. E is here to shake things up. He&rsquo;ll never do what you expect of him. He&rsquo;s a wicked combination of almost all the Misters I&rsquo;ve mentioned so far. If Mr. E was a superhero he&rsquo;d probably be the antihero turned hero, turned antihero again.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s the one the town calls a murderer when in reality his best friend died in a car accident.&nbsp; Mr. E might be a killer on the gossip mills but later you find out he&rsquo;s a retired veterinarian that still takes in animals. If Mr. E finds Mr. or Mrs. Right it isn&rsquo;t because he went out looking. His other half will have to come to him.<br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/>Occupational Hazard: It&rsquo;s a Mr. E. (You SO knew I was gonna say that.)<\/lj><br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><lj -cut text=\"Take the poll\">Now, for the poll! After you fill in the poll, I&apos;d love to see some comments with your favorite books with these hero types. <br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><\/lj><lj -poll-1395860><br \/=\"\/\"\/><br \/=\"\/\"\/><\/lj><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&nbsp;recently read a great blog post about heroes, done by fellow writer Sage Whistler. She found nine types of heroes. Which ones are your favorites or least favorites?&nbsp; See her wonderful post for the full analysis. I&apos;m excerpting it here for the poll.Divine Nine1. Mr. Wonderful2. Mr. Badass3. Mr. Confused4. Mr. Shy5. Mr. Caveman6. 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