{"id":1095,"date":"2010-07-19T15:08:43","date_gmt":"2010-07-19T22:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2010-07-19T15:08:43","modified_gmt":"2010-07-19T22:08:43","slug":"va-ttooing-no-thanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/va-ttooing-no-thanks\/","title":{"rendered":"Va-ttooing? No thanks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a id=\"link_0\" style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; color: #dda760;\" href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/emlynley\/pic\/0001s58x\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: initial none initial;\" src=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/emlynley\/pic\/0001s58x\/s320x240\" alt=\"\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a>I happened upon an article about va-tooing, taking decorating yourself to a whole new level. I&#8217;m all for expressing yourself and wanting to make yourself attractive to your partner, but I find this particular design a definite turn-off. Seeing this bearded guy on my partner would have me running out the door. The tattoo is temporary, only lasting about five days, but couldn&#8217;t they come up with something a bit more alluring?\u00a0<a id=\"link_1\" style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; color: #dda760;\" href=\"http:\/\/thegloss.com\/culture\/yet-another-way-to-decorate-your-vagina-va-ttooing\/\">More about vattooing.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Got any interest in trying this? Or one of the other v-spot decorating techniques like vajazzling (putting sparkly designs down there)?<\/p>\n<p><a id=\"link_2\" style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; color: #dda760;\" href=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/emlynley\/pic\/0001r10d\/\"><\/a><a style=\"text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold; color: #dda760;\" name=\"cutid1\"><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pics.livejournal.com\/emlynley\/pic\/0001r10d\/s320x240\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"5\" vspace=\"5\" width=\"133\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I happened upon an article about va-tooing, taking decorating yourself to a whole new level. I&#8217;m all for expressing yourself and wanting to make yourself attractive to your partner, but I find this particular design a definite turn-off. Seeing this bearded guy on my partner would have me running out the door. The tattoo is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":63,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pzLgx-hF","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/63"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.emlynley.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}