James Buchanan joins us as guest blogger today and totally took the theme COCKTOBERFEST to an entirely new and deliciously smutty level. It all goes behind a cut. But it’s so worth it!

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By A.J. Llewellyn

When I was a starving film student, I survived on part-time jobs I found in the back of Dramalogue. I was stoked beyond belief one morning to find a job pretty fast as a production assistant on a low-budget movie called “Hubba Hubba.”

I should have been suspicious when nobody checked my neatly-typed resume or my lengthy references. I should have realized when all they wanted to know was, “How fast can you run?”

As it happened, the shoot was straight porn and had an interesting premise of a serial-killing nympho. I tried not to be shocked at all the nudity and boy did I have to run when two days into production, the cops shut us down.

My father has always said I should have known it was ‘hinky’ from the title. He always claimed that would-be film gave me a taste for decadence. Me, I think I’m still sore that I never got reimbursed for the coffee and donuts I bought for the crew two mornings in a row.

I was disappointed I never got to see my name in lights sooner but hey, now that I have a book and gay porn movie deal, I do!

My friend John Bruno suggested we do four books based on some ideas he had and he would shoot them as webisodes for his Massive Studio website. The webisodes will then be released as DVDs.

“Laid” which came out September 15 was filled with sex scenes I totally imagined and adored writing. John loved the carwash scene and all the others but said, “Dude, all that water…that’s expensive to shoot.” He confessed he always wanted to do a scene in a car wash and all that voodoo I’ve been doing must be working because he is now trying to figure out how to shoot it.

[Post a comment to win a copy of “Laid” the first book in the Massive Studio series. Tell me your porn name and it will get you closer to winning.]

In the meantime, on “Bad Cops” our second project together, featuring the same characters, I wrote the sex scenes around ones he actually shot.

John Bruno has a fantastic eye for talent. Check out this pic of his discovery Hunter Marx (cover model for my book “Laid”) in a masturbation sequence we shot for the webisodes of “Bad Cops” airing in November on www.massivestudio.com.

I’m not just saying this, but it was one of the most erotic jerk-off sequences I’ve ever seen…involving, wait for it: A LAWNMOWER!

(Very explicit photos on page 2…. )

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Everyone finds their inspiration somewhere and often I’m very inspired to find models to embody my characters. They serve as sort of muses, guiding me through the process of writing with faces I can identify.

So it’s even more of a blessing when someone kindly puts my favorite models in sexy positions for me to enjoy. And so I share, because I care, some of my favorites.

Click here for the rest of the images!

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